英文小作文（合集十六篇）
发布时间：2024-10-23英文小作文（合集十六篇）。
❖ 英文小作文
简单的英文小笑话：他赢了
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
汤姆:约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
汤姆:真糟糕，怎么回事?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
约翰尼:我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
简单的英文小笑话：睡前祷告词
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,” she said "Make Na pies the capital of Italy”
朱莉叶在做睡前祈祷。“祷告上帝。”她说:“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”
Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?" And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam”
她妈妈打断她说:“朱莉叶，你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?”朱莉叶回答说:“因为我在我的地理考卷上就这么写的。”
简单的英文小笑话：好客
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple一pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest’s plate. The visitor smiled，put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese? "In the rat一trap, sir,”replied the boy.
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向他表示了歉意。这家的小男孩看到这种情形后悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说:“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?”“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
简单的'英文小笑话：大脑袋
"All the kids make fun of me,” The boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head.”
“所有的孩子都拿我取乐。”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说:“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”
“Don't listen to them,” his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes.
“别听他们的。”他妈妈安慰说。“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去到店里买10磅土豆来。”
"Where's the shopping bag'?"
“兜子在哪儿呢?”
"I haven't got one, use your hat.”
“我没有兜子，就用你的帽子吧。”
简单的英文小笑话：现在几点了?
The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn’t figure out what time it was, first boy said to the second，"Start singing very loud..”
两个男孩子在后院露营，他们不知道到了晚上几点钟了。于是，一个男孩对另外一个说:“我们开始大声唱歌就行了。”
"How will that help?" said the second boy.
“那就会知道时间吗?”第二个男孩问。
“Just do it,” insisted the first.
“只管唱吧。”第一个坚持道。
Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted，"Keep it down! Don’t you know it’s three o’clock in the morning?"
两个孩子开始大声唱歌，过了一会儿，一个邻居打开窗户喊道:“小声点!你们不知道现在是凌晨三点吗?”
❖ 英文小作文
英语小短剧表演
活动方案
活动背景：
短剧表演是当今社会英语发展的主要平台之一。我们把戏剧表演和英语角活动作为我们的长期活动。我社多次举办话剧表演，每次都不限主题，但是要求参赛社员先提供表演资料，有社团领导班子和指导老师甄选之后，再有住址策划部做进一步的详细安排。组织宣传部学生负责宣传工作。欢迎来自各俱乐部和全校的师生**并提出宝贵的建议。
活动目的：
培养学生运用英语进行交际就是我们社团的主要目标，英语话剧可以引导学生充分发挥自己的想象力，用所学的知识对课文或与其水平相当的剧本进行编排和表演，能强化学习的效果。使学生在积极、主动和创造性地参与表演的过程中，不但找到了乐趣，更学会了在各种情况下怎样使用语言进行交际，巩固和加深他们对语言的理解和运用。同时，创造一个真实的语言环境也可以提高学生的跨文化交际能力
时间：20**-9-9
地点：四楼会议室
策划: 策划部和宣传部等同学
指导老师：王珺妍、白鸽
参与人员：全体社员
以下是我会举办的短剧展的一部分：
下图是我社参赛小组在进行公益活动宣传小短剧演出，这不仅锻炼了学员自己的英语口语，加深了对语言的了解，更起到了良好的宣传作用，让大家逐渐树立节约，保护环境的意识。
此图为同学们在表演购物剧，同学们设置的有模特表演服务生，以及顾客，过程精彩纷呈，赢得阵阵喝彩。
此图为同学们全神贯注，津津有味地**表演。
收获: 本次活动巩固练习了购物对话中的短语和句子，提高了学生的口语表达能力和交际能力，激发了学生的学习兴趣。
反思：教师应根据表演练习教材中的对话情况，组织学生写短剧，提高学生的英语综合运用能力。
叶县昆阳中学“英语桥”社团
英语小短剧表演
活动记录
❖ 英文小作文
简单点的英文小笑话：Who wants that jerk back? 谁愿意让那个混蛋回来
Marcella Vespa called her friend Winona about the disappearance of her husband, who had been missing for several days.
When asked by the police for a description of her husband, she replied, "He's over six feet tall, with beautiful, wavy blond hair. He's got a fetching(迷人的) smile that shows a perfect set of teeth. He wears Brooks Brothers clothes and is muscular, weighting about two hundred pounds."
Winona waited until Marcella had finished her phone call, then asked what it was all about. "Your husband is over five feet and his hair is gray and almost gone. He grins like a polar bear and he's bought every darned tooth in his head. Marcela, that was an untrue description of your husband."
"Sure it was," Marcella replied, "But who wants that jerk back?"
玛赛拉·维斯帕打电话告诉他朋友温纳她丈夫失踪的事情，他已经失踪好几天了。
当被警察问道对她丈夫的描述时，她回答：“他有六英尺多高，漂亮的金色卷发。他的笑容很动人，牙很齐。他穿着布鲁克斯兄弟牌的衣服，很健壮，大约两百磅重。”
温纳一直等到马赛拉把电话打完，然后问他为什么这么说。“你丈夫有五英尺多高，灰色的头发而都快掉光了。他笑起来就像北极熊一样，而且每颗牙都补过。马赛拉，这个对你丈夫的描述不真实啊。”
“当然，”马赛拉回答道，“但是谁愿意让那个混蛋回来呢?”
简单点的英文小笑话：What are you going to do this evening?
Mrs. Jones was still cleaning the house when her husband came back from work. She was wearing dirty old clothes and no stockings, her hair was not tidy, she had dust on her face, and she looked dirty and tired. Her husband looked at her and said, "Is this what I come home to see after a hard day's work?"
Mrs. Jones's neighbor, Mrs. Black, was there. When she heard Mr. Jones' words, she quickly said good-bye and ran back to her house. Then she washed, brushed and combed her hair carefully, put on her pettiest stockings, painted her face, and waited for her husband to come home.
When he arrived, he was hot and tired. He walked slowly into the house, saw his wife and stopped. Then he shouted angrily, "and what are you going to do this evening?"
琼斯太太正在家里打扫房间，这时，她的丈夫下班回来了。琼斯太太穿着又脏又旧的衣服，光着脚，头发乱糟糟的，脸上还满是灰尘，她看起来脏兮兮的，一脸倦容。她丈夫看到这一切，说：“这就是我辛辛苦苦一天回家要看到的吗?“
琼斯太太的邻居——布莱克太太当时也在场，她听到琼斯先生的话，立刻告辞，跑回家去。她洗脸漱口梳头，穿上她最好的衣服和最漂亮的袜子，化好妆，等着她的丈夫回家。
布莱克先生回来时，又热又累，他拖着脚步慢慢地走进屋子，看到妻子，他停住了脚步，生气地大声吼道：“你今天晚上要干什么去?
简单点的英文小笑话：It was too late 为时已晚
Although I had never met him, I knew that my grandfather had been five feet, sixinches tall, while my stately grandmother stood five feet, eleven inches .
As a teen-ager leafing through(迅速翻阅) old photographs with grandma, Ifinally realized how unusual they must have looked together.
"Grandma," I asked, "how could you have fallen in love with a man five inches shorter than you?"
She turned to me "Honey," she said, "we fell in love sitting down, and when I stood up, it was too late."
尽管我未见过祖父，不过我知道他身高只有五英尺六英寸，而我高贵典雅的祖母身高却有五英尺十一英寸。
我十几岁的时候，和祖母一起翻看着老照片，我觉得他们在一起看起来很别扭。
“奶奶，”我问道，“你怎么会爱上一个比你矮五英寸的.人呢?”
她转过脸来看着我。“宝贝，”她说，“我们是坐着相爱的。当我站起来的时候，已经太晚了。”
简单点的英文小笑话：A Nervous Wife 神经紧张的妻子
A man fell ill. His wife called a doctor in for him.
While the doctor was looking over the man, his wife kept fussing(烦躁，发牢骚) andjabbering(快而含糊地说) all the time. The doctor told her: "Your husband must get absolute rest and quiet." Then he left some sleeping pills.
The man's wife asked, "When do I dive them to my husband?" The doctor replied, "No, they are not for him. They are for you. You need them."
有个人生病了。他的妻子请了一位医生来给他治病。
医生在给他治疗的时候，他的妻子一直大惊小怪，神神叨叨地紧张不安。医生对她说：“你的丈夫必须绝对休息和保持安静。” 然后他就留下了一些安眠药。
她问医生：“什么时候给我丈夫吃这些药呀!”医生回答说：“不用，这些药不是给他吃的，是给你吃的，你需要。”
简单点的英文小笑话：Birthday presents 生日礼物
A woman had bought birthday presents for her husband.
She was so excited and anxious to tell him. She said, "I've bought two presents for your birthday, dear. I would tell you now because I can't wait until that day. One present is a mat to put in front of my dressing table. Another one is a bronze statuette(小雕像) for the drawing room mantelpiece." And then she added: "Now me?"
Her husband thought for a while and then replied: "I'd better get you a new razor and some ties, so that we may exchange presents with each other."
有个女人给她的丈夫买了生日礼物。
她很激动，并且急于要告诉她的丈夫。她说：“亲爱的，我买了两样东西给你做生日礼物。我现在就要告诉你，因为我等不得到那一天才说。一件礼物是一个地垫，可以放在我的梳妆台前。另一件是一个青铜的小雕像，可以放在客厅的壁炉架上”她还说：“好啦，你准备给我买什么呢?”
她的丈夫想了一会就说：“我最好是给你买一个刮胡刀和几条领带。这样我们就可以互相交换礼物了。”
❖ 英文小作文
There was a treasure mountain on the sea, where there were many, many rare treasures shining with brilliant light and dazzling the eyes.
A seaman got a pearl of 1 can (1/30 metre) in diameter, which glistened brightly. He took a ship to take it home.
But before the ship had sailed for 100 li, all of a sudden black clouds rolled all over the sky, and a strong wind blew to unleash huge waves. The ship was tossed about violently. A flood dragon was seen emerging from the stormy sea and looking very terrifying.
The crew advised the seaman: “It seems that the flood dragon wants to have your pearl. Please throw it into the sea at once; otherwise you will get us into trouble.”
At the moment, the seaman was in a dilemma. He couldn't bear to part with the pearl; on the other hand, he was afraid of the imminent disaster. His head was covered withperspiration from anxiety. After a while, with his teeth clenched to endure the pain, hegouged out a piece of flesh from his thigh to conceal the pearl there. The storm on the sea subsided at once.
As soon as the seaman got home, he took out the dazzling pearl immediately. But not long afterwards he died of the festering wound in his thigh.
海上，有一座宝山。宝山上，有许许多多奇珍异宝，光芒四射，非常耀眼。
一个海员得到一颗直径一寸的明珠，金灿灿的，便乘船把它运回家。
可是，航行不到百里，突然间，满天乌云滚滚，刮起了大风，掀起了巨浪，船身颠簸得很厉害。人们只见一条蛟龙，在惊涛骇浪中出没，样子非常可怕。
船工劝告海员说：“看样子，这条蛟龙想要得到您的这颗明珠啊!请您赶快把它抛到海里去吧，否则就会连累了我们。”
这时候，海员左右为难：丢掉吧，实在舍不得;不丢吧，又怕大难临头，急得满头大汗。过了一会儿，他咬紧牙关，忍着痛，剜开大腿上的一块肉，把明珠藏了进去。海上的风浪立即小了。
这个海员回到家里后，连忙取出了耀眼的明珠。但是不久，他因大腿的伤口溃烂而死了。
❖ 英文小作文
幽默英文小笑话故事篇1
Laboratory Tests
实验室检查
Two children were sitting outside a clinic.
有两个小孩子坐在一间诊疗室外面。
One of them was crying very loudly.
其中一个小孩子哭得非常犬声。
2nd Child;Why are you crying?
第二位小孩子说：“你为什么哭呀?”
1st Child:I came here for blood test.
第一位小孩子说：“我来这里验血呀”
2nd Child：So?Are you afraid?
第二位小孩子说：“那又怎样?你害怕呀?”
1st Child :No .Not that.For the blood test,they cut my finger.
第一位小孩子说：“不怕呀，又不是那样啦。因为验血的话，他们要割我的'手指头啦。”
At this,the second one started crying.
一听到这么说，第二位小孩子就开始哭了，
The first one was astonished.
第一位小孩子就非常惊讶。
1st Child :Why are you crying now?
第一位小孩子说：“你现在为什幺哭呀?”
2nd Child :I have come for my urine?test!
第二位小孩子说：“我来这里微尿液检验的啦.!”
幽默英文小笑话故事篇2
Gotta Have Faith
要有信心
The is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on cliff several hundred feet in th air.
有个关于在 欧洲座落于高空好几百英尺悬涯高处的修道院故事。
The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled tothe top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength .
到达修道院。唯一的方法，就是被悬吊在由数名修道士用尽他们全力拖拉到山顶的篮子里。
Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying.
很明显的，乘坐篮子爬上陡峭的悬崖是相当令人害怕的。
One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which hewas suspended was old and frayed.
有位旅客约在半途中，注意到悬挂他的绳子很老旧而且被磨损时，心中感到极度紧张不安。
With trembing voice,he asked the monked who was riding with him in the basket how often theychanged the rope.
他用颤抖的声音询问与他一同乘坐在篮子里的修道士，他们多久换绳子一次。
The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely,"Whenever it breaks."
修道士想了一会，然后粗率地回答：“绳子断掉时。”
幽默英文小笑话故事篇3
Gone Shopping
购物
Our supermarket had a sald on boneless chicken breasts,and a woman I know ontended tostock up .
我们的超级市，场在廉价拍卖无骨鸡胸，我认识的某位女士打算去多买一些。
At the store,However,she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portopnsof the poultry,
然而，到了这家肉店的时候她感到很失望，因为只找到一点点事先就包装好的鸡肉，
so she complained to the butcher.
所以她就向这位肉店老板抱怨。
"don't worry,lady," he said.
他说：“小姐，别担心，
"I will pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."
我会替你多包几盘，在你买完东西的时候把它们准备好。”
Several aisles later ,my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over th public-address system:
逛完几个走道之后，我的朋友听到肉店老板的声音透过公共广播系统隆隆地说
"Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store?"
“那位想要大胸部的小姐请到本店后方来见我好吗?”
❖ 英文小作文
The lark, according to an ancient legend, was created before the earth, she could find for her no place of burial. She left her mother lying for five days. On the sixth day, she had no way out and bury her mother in her own head. So she got her crest, which is popularly said to be her mother's grave-hillock.
Youth's first duty is to show their respect to parents.
据古代传说，百灵鸟诞生于地球未成形以前;母亲死于一场重病，那时因为没有泥土，她找不到地方葬母。就停丧五天，到了第六天，她仍一筹莫展，就将母亲葬在自己的头上，因此，她就得到了冠毛，大家都说这是她母亲的坟山。
青年人的第一责任，就是孝敬父母。
❖ 英文小作文
1、生活是一壶琐碎，盛进欢喜，倒出忧伤。
Life is a pot of trivial, full of joy, pour out of sadness.
2、学习如同种树，只有勤浇水、多除草，才会开花。
Learning is like planting trees. Only by watering frequently and weeding more can we blossom.
3、决心是成功的力量，耐心是成功的保障。
Determination is the power of success, and patience is the guarantee of success.
4、如果所有的失败是成功的一部分，我也就无怨无悔了。
If all the failure is part of success, I will have no regrets.
5、暴露自己的弱点并不可怕，弱点是藏不住的。
It's not terrible to expose one's weaknesses. They can't be hidden.
6、努力了不一定能够成功，但是放弃了肯定是失败。
Efforts may not be able to succeed, but give up is certainly a failure.
7、如果放弃太早，你永远都不知道自己会错过什么。
If you give up too early, you never know what you will miss.
8、只有不断找寻机会的人，才会及时把握机会。
Only those who keep looking for opportunities will seize them in time.
9、一言而适，可能却敌，一言而得，可以保国。
If one word is appropriate, it may repel the enemy; if one word is obtained, it can protect the country.
10、带着装腔作势的坚强，一个人走的坦荡。
With an affectation of strong, a person to walk magnanimous.
11、我知道我的实力配不上我的野心，所以我在努力。
I know my strength doesn't match my ambition, so I'm trying.
12、在人生的轨道上，战胜对手只是场上的赢家。
On the track of life, defeating opponents is just the winner on the field.
13、我始终相信，一切深刻的体验都拙于言辞。
I always believe that all profound experiences are inept at words.
14、勇敢的面对不一定成功，但你不面对就一定不成功。
Brave face is not necessarily successful, but you do not face will not be successful.
15、记得每天鼓励自己，越勤奋，越幸运，越感恩，越幸福！
Remember to encourage yourself every day, the more diligent, the more lucky, the more grateful, the more happy!
16、把好自己的口，明了心中的事，干好手里的活，走好自己的路。
Take good care of your own mouth, know what you are doing in your heart, do your work well, and walk your own way.
17、可怜无定河边骨，犹是春闺梦里人。
Poor Wuding River bones, but also in the dream of spring boudoir.
18、问题处理的关键不是发生了什么，而是如何发生的。
The key to problem solving is not what happened, but how it happened.
19、那些属于你的梦，你自己不去努力，没人会帮你。
Those dreams belong to you. If you don't work hard, no one will help you.
20、没有人会帮你一辈子，所以你要学会奋斗。
No one will help you all your life, so you have to learn to struggle.
21、人生，不要被金钱所控制，决定幸福的，是知足。
Life, do not be controlled by money, the decision of happiness is contentment.
22、对未来的最好策划，是善于处理目前，完成最近的的工作任务。
The best plan for the future is to be good at handling the present and completing the recent tasks.
23、你摸黑偷偷赶的路，都成了意外突然袭来时，你少受的苦。
You secretly drive in the dark, all become an accident, when suddenly hit, you suffer less.
24、所有的战争都是内战，因为所有的人类都是同胞。
All wars are civil wars, because all human beings are compatriots.
25、一个人的梦想越崇高，生活越纯洁。
The loftier one's dream is, the purer his life is.
26、改变您的观念和态度，你就能得到您想拥有的一切。
Change your ideas and attitudes, and you'll get everything you want.
27、有些人像我一样，天生有点傻，更多人是后天变傻的。
Some people, like me, are born a bit silly, more people become stupid the day after tomorrow.
28、大海因为波澜壮阔而有气势，人生因为荆棘坎坷而有意义。
Because the sea is magnificent and powerful, life is meaningful because of the thorns.
29、只要心情好，处处有财宝；要是心情坏，注定要失败。
As long as you are in a good mood, there are treasures everywhere; if you are in a bad mood, you are doomed to failure.
30、尝试所有你未曾经历的事情，不论好坏。
Try everything you haven't experienced, good or bad.
31、魄力不够大，努力一生都是小成就。
Courage is not big enough, hard work is a small achievement in life.
32、在你有把握做得更好之前，不要破坏任何东西。
Don't destroy anything until you're sure you can do better.
33、莫妒他长，妒长，则己终是短。莫护己短，护短，则己终不长。
Don't be jealous of his long life. If you are jealous of his long life, you will be short. Don't protect your own short. If you protect your short, you will not be long in the end.
34、哪怕败得彻底，就当赶上了命运的另一盛宴。
Even if the defeat is complete, we should catch up with another feast of fate.
35、出师未捷身先死，长使英雄泪沾襟。
He dies before he leaves the army, and the hero tears.
36、只有能经得起考验的人，才能最终获得成功，获得丰厚的报酬。
Only those who can stand the test can finally succeed and get rich rewards.
37、自信要加；骄傲要减；机会要乘；懒惰要除。
Confidence should be increased; pride should be reduced; opportunity should be taken; laziness should be eliminated.
38、感到晚了的时候其实是最快的时候。
Feeling late is actually the fastest time.
39、真正重要的不是生命里的岁月，而是岁月中的生活。
What really matters is not the years in life, but the life in the years.
40、没有不可能的事儿，只有不做的事儿。
There is nothing impossible, only something not to be done.
41、活着，承受生命中不可承受的一切。
To live, to bear what is unbearable in life.
42、如果你想有所作为，那么认准方向后就必须坚持到底，有始有终。
If you want to make a difference, then you have to stick to it after you have identified the direction.
43、希望往往是错误的向导，尽管它常常是出色的旅伴。
Hope is often the wrong guide, though it is often a good companion.
44、成绩不好并不代表未来就没出息。
Poor grades do not mean that the future is not promising.
45、人生伟业的建行，不在能知，而在能行。
The great cause of life lies not in knowing, but in being able to do.
46、笑，就是阳光，它能消除人们脸止的冬色。
Smile is sunshine, it can eliminate the winter color of people's faces.
47、外在压力增强时，就要增强内在的动力。
When the external pressure increases, it is necessary to enhance the internal motivation.
48、担当的过程，是最好的学习过程，会加速提升能力。
The process of responsibility is the best learning process, which will accelerate the improvement of ability.
49、不管事情开始于哪个时刻，都是对的时刻。
No matter what moment it starts, it's the right moment.
50、踏实，是学有所成的根本；马虎，则是求知的大敌。
Steadiness is the foundation of learning; carelessness is the enemy of seeking knowledge.
51、一点一滴培育诚信，生命一世成就事业。
Bit by bit to cultivate integrity, life a career.
52、闭上眼睛，好好回想之前的努力，自信就会喷涌而出。
Close your eyes and think about your previous efforts, and your confidence will gush out.
53、生命是一场又一场的相遇和别离，也是一次又一次的遗忘和开始。
Life is a meeting and parting, but also a forgetting and beginning again and again.
54、老板和员工并不是对立的，而是和谐统一的。
The boss and the staff are not antagonistic, but harmonious and unified.
55、有时候，不要总跟自己过不去。想开点、追求自己想好要的。
Sometimes, don't always get along with yourself. Want to open up, pursue what you want.
56、凡事都不能想当然，时刻都应该保持一颗平常心。
Everything can't be taken for granted. We should always keep a normal heart.
57、梦总是有会醒来的时候，不会醒的梦总有一天会变成悲伤。
Dreams always wake up. Dreams that don't wake up will become sad one day.
58、读有益书精气爽，行无愧事梦魂安。
Reading a good book can make you have a good life and a good dream.
59、所有的好书，读起来就如同和过去世界上最杰出的人谈话。
All good books read like talking to the best people in the world in the past.
60、不是成功来的慢，而是放弃的太快。
It's not that success comes slowly, but that you give up too quickly.
❖ 英文小作文
身为一名学习能力强的儿童，即使妈妈不为我们讲解英文幽默小故事，待我们自己琢磨清楚之后，我们也能够了解儿童英文幽默小故事的基本意思。今天为大家奉上儿童英文幽默小故事，时间难得，何不深入了解一下让自己的收获更多呢?
儿童英文幽默小故事(一)
The Rabbit and the Fox
Once there was a naughty rabbit. He likes to play tricks, and it made other animals angry. But it was very different to catch him.
One day, a wolf said to a fox, “I have an idea to catch the rabbit. You go back home and get into bed. I’ll go to the rabbit and tell him that you are dead. If he comes to see you, you’ll jump up and catch him.”
“Good idea,” said the fox, “I’ll do that.” Then fox ran home and got into bed. The wolf went to the rabbit’s house and said, “Mr. Rabbit, have you heard Mr. Fox is dead?” The wolf stood at the door, and then he went away.
“Really? I haven’t heard anything about it.” The rabbit said to himself, so he decided to go and see if it was true. He went to the fox’s house and looked in through the window. He saw the fox lying in bed. He opened the door and went in. he looked at the fox and said, “Mr. Wolf says Mr.Fox is dead, but he doesn’t look like a dead fox. A dead fox always open his mouth.”
When the fox heard this, he thought, “I’ll show him that I am dead.” So he opened his mouth.
The rabbit saw the fox open his mouth, and he knew the fox was not dead. He ran out of the house as fast as he could.
兔子和狐狸
以前有一个淘气的兔子，他喜欢恶作剧，这使得其他动物很生气。但是想抓住这是兔子可不容易。
一个，狼对狐狸说：“我想到一个办法可以抓住这只兔子，你回家睡在床上，我去告诉告诉兔子你死了。如果他来看你，你就跳起来抓住它。”
“好主意，”狐狸说，“我按你说的办。 “于是狐狸跑回家躺在床上。狼跑到兔子家说： “兔子先生死了的事你听说了吗?”狼站在门口说，然后就走开了。
“真的吗?我怎么没有听说呢。”兔子自言自语地说。于是他决定去看看是不是真的。她来到狐狸的房前并从窗口往里看，他看见狐狸躺在床上。于是，他打开门并走了进去。他看着狐狸说着;“狼先生说狐狸死了，但他不像一只死狐狸，因为死狐狸是张开嘴巴的。”
当狐狸听见这话，他想“我要让他知道我是死的。于是他张开了嘴巴。
兔子看见狐狸张开了嘴巴，他知道狐狸没有死，于是他飞快从房子里跑了出来。
儿童英文幽默小故事(二)
A Little Ant
Once there was a little ant. She wanted to get married, but she only wanted to marry the strongest creature.
She wanted to marry the strongest creature, but she didn’t know who the strongest creature is. She saw the wind blow houses down. So she thought the wind was the strongest creature. She wanted to marry the wind.
But the wind told the little ant that ht wasn’t the strongest creature. There was a tower in the forest. He had stood there for a thousand years against his force. The tower was the strongest creature.
“Why do you want to marry me?” the wind asked.
“Because you are the strongest creature in the world. You are strongest than the wind.” said the ant.
“You are right. I’m strongest than the wind. But I’m not the strongest creature in the world. Look, how I’m damaged! Can’t you guess who has done this to me? It’s you, ants.”
At last, the little ant married her own kind. Because they were the strongest creatures.
一只蚂蚁
从前，有一个小蚂蚁想结婚，但她只想嫁给世界上最强打者。
她想嫁给强大者，但她不知道谁才是最强大者。她看到风把房子吹倒了，于是她认为风是最强大的，她要嫁给风。
可风告诉小蚂蚁，他不是最强大者，林中有一座它塔。他顶住风力耸立了一千年，他才是最强大的。
“为什么你要嫁给我?”塔说。
“因为你是最强大的，你甚至比风还强大。”蚂蚁说。
“你说的对，我是比风强大。但我不是最强大的。瞧，我已被损坏成什么样子了。难道你猜不出来是谁把我损坏成这个样子的吗?是你们蚂蚁啊。”塔说。
最后，小蚂蚁嫁给了她的同类，因为他们才是最强大者。
儿童英文幽默小故事(三)
The Fisherman and His Wife
Once, there was a fisherman. He had an ugly wife. They were poor.
One day, the fisherman caught a goldfish. But the goldfish could talk, “Please let me go! I’ll reward you.”
“Ok, my God?” cried the fisherman, “Don’t worry. I have no wish to eat a talking fish.” So he puts it into the water.
The fisherman went home and told his wife about it. She became very angry.
“How foolish you are!” she said, “Look at the hut. Go back to the sea and tell the fish to give me a cottage.”
So the fisherman went down to the beach.
“What’s the matter?” asked the fish.
“My wife wants to cottage.” said the fisherman.
“Don’t worry, she will have it.”
So the fisherman’s wife had her cottage.
But after a few days, she became tired of it. “Tell the fish to give me a palace.” she said. Then the fisherman went back to the beach again. And the fisherman’s wife had her palace.
But she soon got tried of it, too. “Ask the fish to be my servant, and I want to be a queen.”
This time, the fish got angry. It said nothing and swam away.
The fisherman waited and waited, but the goldfish didn’t come back. When he went home, he found his wife back in their old hut.
渔夫和他的妻子
从前，有一位渔夫，他又一个很丑的妻子。他们家里很穷。
一天， 渔夫捕到一条金鱼。但这条金鱼会说话：“请放我走吧!我会报答你的.”
“啊，我的天啊!” 渔夫吃惊地叫道，“别担心，我不会吃一条会说话的鱼的。”于是他把金鱼放进了水里。
渔夫回家并把这件事告诉了他的妻子。妻子非常愤怒。
“你多愚蠢啊!”她说：“看看这个破草屋，到海边去，向金鱼要一间小木屋。”
于是渔夫来到海边。
“怎么啦?”金鱼问。
“我的妻子想要一件小木屋。”渔夫说。
“别担心，她会有的。”
渔夫的妻子得到了一间小木屋。
但过了几天，她对此感到厌倦了：“告诉金鱼，让它给我一座宫殿。”渔夫又返回海边。他的妻子得到了一座宫殿。
但她很快又对此感到厌倦：“去叫金鱼做我的仆人，我想当女王。”
这次，金鱼变得愤怒了，它一句话也没说就游走了。
渔夫等呀等，但金鱼没有回来。当他回家时，他看见他妻子又回到就茅屋。
❖ 英文小作文
1、No one takes you as the world丶 没人把你当成全世界丶
2、It is never too late to start again.重头开始永远不会晚。
3、A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. 朋友就是那些你敢在他们面前做自己的人
4、Someone loves everything you hate about yourself.
5、Some people still do not know the name, it has become a worry .有的人还不知名字，就已经成了心事
6、It is who first about love /Finally is who go first
7、热烈的爱情是不可抑制的渴望。
8、爱情是盲目的。Love is blind
9、为什么幸福总是擦肩而过,偶尔想你的时候….就让….回忆来陪我。
10、I am crying and someone hugsme, it makes me cry evenmore.
11、I love you for long time 我喜欢你很久了。
12、Love, living things, is you let me know! 爱情，扯淡的东西，是你让我懂得！
13、Chase your dreams or let them go. 或执于你梦，或坦然放手
14、Afterlife strada solitaria,ho dovuto trovare qualcuno da servire.
15、Now, love you just the person --现在，爱的只是你这个人
16、爱情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜欢飞到哪里，就把欢乐带到哪里。
17、Man Always Remember Love, Becourse Of Romance Only 男人总是因为浪漫而记住爱情
18、I know the people I really care about a few.我知道 真正在乎我的没几个.
19、每当困难的时候我就念藏经、“噢嘛呢哞嘛哄”，翻译成英文就是：Allmoneygomyhome!
20、Birds of a feather flock together .【物以类聚，人以群分】
❖ 英文小作文
⊿ Remix. 恍惚
Small whispers.小情话。
浮夸生 Easonら
瑾年 Invader
- 怪物 MONSTER ▼
Silence *缄默
Frustrated. 失落
remember.记忆
温唇°sunshine
My name is 景恋
S haron|' 陌流年
BEST 小少年
Arbitrary [随心所欲]
多儿秀
空白 Koreyoshi
$up3rman不二情
__Alone° 独自
放梦。Life◥。
暮光之城//levy
遗忘。Forgotten
失夜 ❀Sakitama
❖ 英文小作文
1、时刻像生命，一刻值千金。
Time is like life, a moment is worth a thousand gold.
2、交人交心，浇树浇根。
Make friends, water trees and roots.
3、解铃还须系铃人。
It is also necessary to ring the bell.
4、宠狗上灶，宠子不孝。
If a pet dog comes to the kitchen, a pet is not filial.
5、天不生无用之人，地不长无名之草。
No useless man is born in heaven, and no nameless grass grows in the earth.
6、只中不管，打破金碗。
No matter what, break the golden bowl.
7、庄稼怕旱，干活怕站。
Crops are afraid of drought and work is afraid of standing.
8、好狗不跳，好猫不叫。
A good dog does not jump, a good cat does not bark.
9、耕耘今天，收获明天。
Cultivate today, harvest tomorrow.
10、灯不亮，要人拨；事不明，要人说。
If the light is not on, someone should dial it; if something is unclear, someone should say it.
11、无油无盐，吃死不甜。
No oil, no salt, no sweetness.
12、有山必有路，有水必有渡。
Where there is a mountain, there is a road, and where there is water, there is a ferry.
13、奢者富不足，俭者贫有余。
The rich are not rich enough, the frugal are poor enough.
14、刀不磨要生锈，人不学要落后。
Knives must rust without grinding, and people should not lag behind.
15、成功于字里行间，飞翔在海阔天空。
Successful in the words between the lines, flying in the vast sea and sky.
16、一针不补，十针难缝。
Ten stitches are hard to sew.
17、天下衙门朝南开，有理无钱莫经来。
The government gate of the world opens to the south, so it is reasonable to have no money.
18、水大漫但是船，手大遮不住天。
The water is great, but the boat can't hide the sky with its big hands.
19、工欲善其事，必先利其器。
Sharp tools make good work.
20、卖瓜不说瓜苦，卖盐不说盐淡。
Melons are sold without bitterness, salt without salt.
21、疮怕有名，病怕没名。
The sore is afraid of fame, the disease is afraid of namelessness.
22、锅不打不漏，话不说不透。
The pot can't be beaten or leaked, and the words can't be said.
23、好酒红人面，财帛动人心。
Good wine, red face, money and silk touching.
24、学问勤中得，富裕俭中来。
Academic diligence leads to wealth and thrift.
25、龙无云不行，鱼无水不生。
Dragon can't live without clouds, fish can't live without water.
26、水大湿不了船，火大烧不了锅。
Water can't wet a boat, fire can't burn a pot.
27、人心换人心，八两换半斤。
People change hearts and minds, eight or two change half a kilogram.
28、买瓜看皮，扎针看孔。
Buy melons to see the skin, pin to see the hole.
29、好鼓一打就响，好灯一拨就亮。
A good drum rings as soon as it hits, and a good lamp turns on as soon as it hits.
30、馋人家里没饭吃，懒人家里没柴烧。
There is no food in a glutton's house and no firewood in a lazy one.
31、先胖不会胖，后胖压塌床。
Fat first won't make you fat, then fat will crush the bed.
32、冬天既然已经到了，春天还会远吗？
Now that winter has arrived, can spring be far behind?
33、人急投亲，鸟急投林。
People rush to relatives, birds rush to forests.
34、放虎归山，必有后患。
Returning tigers to the mountains is bound to have future problems.
35、圆木平不稳，方木头不滚。
Round logs are unstable and square logs do not roll.
36、眼是孬汉，手是好汉。
Eyes are good men, hands are good men.
37、人越嬉越懒，嘴越吃越馋。
The more you play, the lazier you are, the more you eat.
38、恶有恶报，善有善报。
Evil is rewarded with evil, and good is rewarded with good.
39、打鱼靠网，打狼靠棒。
Fishing depends on the net and wolf on the stick.
40、若要人不知，除非己莫为。
If you don't know, you can't do it yourself.
41、创业百年，败家一天。
Start a business for a hundred years, lose one day.
42、逆水行舟，不进则退。
If you sail against the current, if you don't advance, you will retreat.
43、只要肯劳动，一世不会穷。
As long as you are willing to work, you will never be poor.
44、铁冷了打不得，话冷了说不得。
The iron is too cold to fight and the words too cold to speak.
45、虱多不痒，债多不愁。
More lice than itch, more debt than worry.
46、好狗不咬鸡，好汉不打妻。
A good dog does not bite a chicken, a good man does not beat his wife.
47、善恶不一样途，冰炭不一样炉。
Good and evil are different ways, but charcoal is different stoves.
48、一寸光阴一寸金，寸金难买寸光阴。
An inch of time and an inch of gold make it difficult to buy an inch of time.
49、人是铁，饭是钢，三日不吃饿得慌。
People are iron, rice is steel, three days do not eat hungry panic.
50、磨刀不误砍柴功。
Grinding knives does not make mistakes in chopping firewood.
51、老乡见老乡，两眼泪汪汪。
When a fellow countryman sees a fellow countryman, his eyes are full of tears.
52、天有不测风云，人有旦夕祸福。
Every day has its ups and downs, and every man has his misfortunes.
53、棋错一着，满盘皆输。
If you make a mistake in chess, you will lose the whole game.
54、今天的努力，明天的实力。
Today's efforts, tomorrow's strength.
55、吃吃喝喝，人走下坡。
Eat and drink, people go downhill.
56、山高树高，井深水凉。
The mountains are high and the trees are high. The wells are deep and cool.
57、浪子回头金不换。
The prodigal son returns to gold.
58、亲但是父母，近但是夫妻。
Parents but parents, close but husband and wife.
59、莫学灯笼千只眼，要学蜡烛一条心。
Don't study lanterns with thousands of eyes. Learn candles with one heart.
60、有钱难买老来瘦。
It's hard to buy a thin old man with money.
61、自满是进步的退步。
Complacency is a retrogression of progress.
62、人有人言，兽有兽语。
Some people say that animals have animal language.
63、没有大粪臭，哪来五谷香。
There is no stink of feces, where comes the scent of grain.
64、出门看天色，炒菜看火色。
Go out to see the sky, stir-fried vegetables to see the fire.
65、水涨船高，风大树摇。
When the water rises, the boat rises and the wind blows, the tree sways.
66、宁走封江一指，不走开江一尺。
It's better to take a finger off the river than a foot off it.
67、药对方，一口汤；不对方，一水缸。
The other side, a soup; the other side, a water tank.
68、人老眼昏，鹰老爪钝。
Old people are dizzy, eagles have blunt claws.
❖ 英文小作文
You are about to open the most important book —the book of your life.
你即将打开的这本书对你如此重要——它就是你的生命之书。
Are we obsessed1 with acquiring many things in our lives, such as money, property, and fame?
我们是否总是沉湎于对金钱、财产和声望的无休止的追求中呢？
When we die, all of our money, power, property, and the rest of our possessions are passed on to somebody else! What remains? Not much! In the sands of time, only memories remain in the minds of those people that we have helped!
当我们离开人世，我们所拥有的金钱、权力和财产，所有的一切，都将由他人继承。我们身后还能留下些什么呢？微乎其微！在时间的沙漏中，也许只有那些我们曾经帮助过的人还能保留一些关于我们的回忆。
What would you like to leave behind when you die? Beautiful memories of happy times, or pages that you wish to tear out forever? Today you have been given an opportunity to rewrite your book with a fresh piece of paper. Make your own story and choose the colors yourself.
你是否想过当你离开人世时，你想留下什么呢？欢乐时光的美好回忆还是生命之书中你恨不得永远撕掉的.书页呢？今天你有机会在崭新的纸张上重新书写你的生命之书。创造你自己的故事并自己选择书页的颜色。
If you knew you had only one more day to live, how would you use this precious time? Would you be able to appreciate the golden rays of the sun and the gentle breeze? That’s a page that you will treasure.
如果你得知自己仅有一天的生命，你将怎样利用这宝贵的时间呢？你会去欣赏太阳的金色光芒和温柔的微风吗？这些都是你应该好好珍惜的。
Enjoy this new day! Take note of all the good things in your life. Live each hour with happiness, love and affection for the special people in your life, and do all the things that you have never done before it’s too late.
享受新的一天！记录下你生命中所有美好的事物。与你生命中那些特别的人一起分享每一小时的欢乐和友爱，在一切都还来得及的时候去完成那些你从未曾尝试过的事情。
Offer a helping hand and live each day as if there was no tomorrow!
伸出你的手去帮助他人吧！把每一个今天当作是生命中的最后一天！
❖ 英文小作文
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. a woman is driving down the same road.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells “pig!!”
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, “witch!!”
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
if only men would listen.
一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。
他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.
三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, “Gigantic Sale!” and “Super Bargains!”
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, “Prices Slashed!” and “Fantastic Discounts!”
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, “ENTRANCE”.
中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。
My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, “to show our son what to expect if he should attend West Point.”
One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture. They explained, “We want to show our son what he missed by not coming to West Point.”
父亲、哥哥和我到西点军校去观看一场陆军与波士顿大学之间的橄榄球赛。开始之前，我们到处转了转，碰到许多穿着整齐制服的学员。几名游客问新兵是否愿意摆出军姿来让他们摄。“好让我们的儿子知道，如果他到西点军校来学习会得到什么。”
一对中年夫妇走近一名非常漂亮的女学员，问她是否愿意摆个姿势照相。他们解释说：“我们想让儿子知道他没来西点军校错过了什么。”
❖ 英文小作文
简单的英文小笑话精品
简单的英文小笑话篇1
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
一天，比尔和汤姆去餐馆吃饭。当服务员端上两份牛排时，比尔迅速地为自己拿了比较大的那块。
Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"
汤姆对此很不开心：“你什么时候能学会礼貌?”
Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"
比尔说：“如果让你先拿，你会拿哪个?”
Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."
汤姆说：“当然是小的那个。”
Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"
比尔：“那你还抱怨什么?小的那个不就是你想要的，不是吗?”
简单的英文小笑话篇2
Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.
小男孩：爸爸，我想结婚。
Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?
爸爸打趣地问道：噢!谁是你心中合适的人选?
Little boy: Grandma.
小男孩：奶奶。
Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?
爸爸：等一下，你认为我会让你娶我的妈妈?
Little boy: Why not? You married mine.
小男孩：为什么不?你娶了我的妈妈。
简单的英文小笑话篇3
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
Teacher: Please tell us.
老师：请说说看。
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
❖ 英文小作文
There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go；be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.
生活里，有时强烈的思念使我们恨不得一把将所爱的人从梦中带走，实实在在地拥抱他们。做自己想做的梦吧，生命只有一次，机会只有一回。
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trails to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you happy. Always keep yourself in other’s shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the other person, too.
愿你有足够的欢乐，使自己甜蜜；有足够的考验，使自己坚强；有足够的悲伤，使自己富有人情；有足够的希望；使自己幸福。要经常换位思维一件事，要是你感到对自己有伤害，就可能对他人也有伤害。
The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have searched, and those who have tried, for only they can appreciate the importance of people who have touched their lives. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can’t go on well in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches.
最幸福的人并不是那些拥有最好的东西的.人，他们只是能够将得到的东西变得最好。幸福属于那些会哭泣的人，那些受过伤害的人，那些探索的人，以及那些尝试过的人。只有他们才懂得对自己生活有影响的人们的重要。爱以微笑开始，在亲吻中成长，以泪水终结。光明灿烂的明天建立在忘却的过去之上。只有让以往的失败和伤心随风而去，你才能过得更好。
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you’re the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.
出生的时候，哭啼的是你，周围的人却在微笑。珍视生活，好好地活着，这样当你死去时，周围的人在哭泣，而你却在微笑。
Please send this message to those people who mean something to you, to those who have touched your life in one way or another, to those who make you smile when you really need it, to those that make you see the brighter side of things when you really down, to those who you want to let them know that you appreciate their friendship. And if you don’t, don’t worry, nothing bad will happen to you, you will just miss out on the opportunity to brighten someone’s day with this message.
请把这些语言送给那些你所关心的人，那些在生活中这样或那样同自己打交道的人，那些需要时能给你带来微笑的人，那些在逆境中依然能使你看到光明的人，那些你珍视与他们之间的友谊的人。即使你没有这样做，也不要紧。没有什么大不了的事情，你只是错过了用这些言语照亮他人日子的机会。
❖ 英文小作文
1.Do not place your contact information in the header of your resume, because filtering softwares can be set to ignore headers and footers so there is a risk this information will be deleted.
1.不要把你的联系信息放在你简历的页眉，因为过滤软件可能会被设定为无视页眉、页脚，所以如果这么做，你将冒着你的信息被删除的危险。
2.Choose a conservative font such as Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, or Calibri. Gillis says that serif fonts, such as Times Roman or Cambria may be rejected by screening software.
2.选一种保守的字体，比如Verdana,Arial,Tahoma或者Calibri。Gills说诸如Times Roman或者Cambria这样的衬线字体将无法被扫描软件识别。
3.Do not use any script fonts.
3.不要使用手写体。
4.The smallest font size to use for the body of your resume should be 11 point. “Any smaller and you're probably asking for trouble.”
4.简历的正文部分至少要用大小为11的字体。“再小一点点你就会有麻烦。”
5.No graphics or logos.
5.不要有图表或标志。
6.Do not format using tables.
6.不要用表格的格式。
7.No borders.
7.不要有边线。
8.A one-inch margin top and bottom is best.
8.最好在顶端和低端留有1英寸的边缘。
9.Do not use any lines that cross the entire page from margin to margin, because some filters have been created that will reject a document for nothing more than having a single line run continuously across the page.
9.不要使用任何从一边到另一边穿过整张纸的线条，因为有些过滤器被设定成仅仅因为有一条完全穿过整张纸的线就没法识别整个文档。
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