经典句子|圣诞节搞笑的祝福句子（汇总95句）
发布时间：2020-02-28圣诞节搞笑的祝福句子（汇总95句）。
≣ 圣诞节快到了，祝你和你家人可以在圣诞树下一起欢度这个浪漫节日！
≣ 如果一个穿红衣服的胖老头从窗户爬进你的房间，把你装进了口袋，不要害怕，因为我告诉圣诞老人我想要一个像你这样的朋友。
≣ 由于考虑了几天将无处不在的祝福短信封锁网络，有一个理想的远见和智慧无与伦比的宇宙超级无敌的天才精英我祝你：马立克马立斯幸福牛野！
≣ 做个聪明的孩子，不要偷圣诞老人的礼物！祝你圣诞快乐！
≣ 圣诞快乐！愿您和您的家人度过一个充满欢乐的假期！
≣ 一个人每天必须做三件事。首先是笑声。第二件事是微笑（^o^）；第三个是笑声（^O^）；我相信你会有一个快乐的一天*^o^*圣诞快乐！快乐每一天！
≣ Wishing you a Christmas that's as magical as a winter wonderland and as funny as Elf on the Shelf mischief!
≣ 祝你圣诞快乐，愿你的日子充满了欢声笑语和愉悦！
≣ 圣诞快乐！祝你和你的家人度过一个美好的圣诞！
≣ This Christmas, may your house be full of family, friends, and more holiday cheer than a choir of angels!
≣ Wishing you a Christmas that's full of love, laughter, and enough sugar cookies to fuel Santa's sleigh!
≣ May your Christmas be filled with more mistletoe than dreaded family hugs!
≣ 圣诞老人非常牛掰，他会在每个家里留下快乐和礼物，还会带走家里的锅碗瓢盆！
≣ 圣诞节快乐！愿你的礼物比圣诞老人的胡子还长！
≣ May your Christmas be filled with more warm hugs than cold weather, more sweet memories than sour eggnog, and more belly laughs than fruitcake jokes!
≣ This holiday season, may your family's love be as strong as your grandma's kung-fu grip on her secret fruitcake recipe!
≣ Wishing you a Christmas that's as magical as Santa's workshop and as hilarious as Christmas office party shenanigans!
≣ Wishing you a holiday season filled with love, laughter, and lots of eggnog-induced belly laughs!
≣ 愿你的圣诞礼物比你的肚子更胖！
≣ Wishing you a Christmas that's so full of cheer, you'll forget about all the fruitcake you have to eat!
≣ May your Christmas be full of more meaningful gifts than re-gifts and more holiday cheer than mall parking lots!
≣ May your Christmas be full of more silly family traditions than fruitcake!
≣ 圣诞快乐！愿您的家人和朋友都感受到爱的祝福！
≣ 圣诞节快到了，祝你无论在哪里都能收到圣诞老人的祝福！
≣ 圣诞节过后，许多人会扔掉他们的树。请记住，在它们下面玩的好朋友！
≣ 圣诞老人从南极就是为了给你送礼物，你却还在睡觉，他叹了口气！
≣ 圣诞快乐！愿你的圣诞晚餐比圣诞老人的还要好吃！
≣ Wishing you a Christmas that's so merry, you'll be laughing like jolly old Saint Nick himself!
≣ 圣诞节快乐！祝你度过一个充满爱、欢笑和美好回忆的假期！
≣ 圣诞节快乐！让我们一起唱圣诞颂歌，唯一的要求是不走调！
≣ 圣诞节就像一盒巧克力，你永远不知道你会得到什么！
≣ 祝你圣诞愉快！多喝点蛋奶酒，多吃点饼干！
≣ 圣诞节快到了，愿你的圣诞愿望都能实现！
≣ 圣诞快乐！愿您拥有快乐、温暖、宁静、和平和爱！
≣ May your holiday season be filled with more snowball fights than awkward political arguments at the dinner table!
≣ 圣诞节快到了，愿你的礼物比圣诞老人的还要实用！
≣ This Christmas, may your presents be plenty and your awkward family gatherings be unforgettable!
≣ 圣诞节快乐！愿你的礼物比圣诞老人的还要贵重！
≣ 祝你圣诞快乐，愿你在新的一年里充满自信和力量！
≣ 注意：站在镜子前，手轻轻托住下巴，左眼重复眨眼三次，右眼重复眨眼三次，然后脸上带着微笑，眼睛重复眨眼，眨眼，你会模糊地看到一个傻瓜正在对着镜子眉目传情！呵呵~~圣诞快乐！
≣ 祝您圣诞快乐，愿您的生活充满祝福和幸福！
≣ 全能的圣诞老人！请在圣诞礼物里送我一件棉袄，别叫我，别给我发短信，别请我吃饭，别惦记我，别祝福我的小毛驴，让它温暖幸福滴滚。
≣ 祝你的圣诞节比圣诞老人的还要温馨！
≣ 圣诞节快到了，愿你和你的家人都能得到圣诞老人的赐福！
≣ May your Christmas be filled with more homemade ornaments than holiday disasters!
≣ 圣诞老人来到你家门前，问：“孩子们做好作业了吗？”你回答：“没有！”他叹了口气转身离开。
≣ 祝你圣诞快乐，愿你的新年变成一种快乐的新生活！
≣ 圣诞老人从烟囱进来的时候，你正好开车回家，结果送了你个“迟到礼物”。
≣ 祝你的圣诞节比圣诞老人的派对还要隆重！
≣ Wishing you a holiday season that's full of cheer, laughter, and enough hot cocoa to warm even the Grinch's heart!
≣ Wishing you a holiday season full of belly laughs, warm memories, and enough hot cider to keep you toasty!
≣ May your Christmas be filled with so many laughs, your abs will be as toned as Santa's belly!
≣ May your Christmas be like a scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation—chaotic, but ultimately heartwarming!
≣ 圣诞快乐！祝你圣诞节充满爱和欢乐！
≣ 圣诞快乐！愿您的假期有趣，快乐和充满爱！
≣ 圣诞快乐！愿你今年的礼物都是你想要的，而不是你需要的！
≣ Wishing you a holiday season that's full of love, laughter, and enough holiday treats to satisfy your sweet tooth!
≣ 圣诞节想请你吃饭，水停在白天，电停在晚上，工资关不起，打开手册，找到的答案是人生的初级阶段，回头看看，我的日子，一百年不变！我怎样才能请你吃晚饭。
≣ 圣诞的光环印在白布上，渲染出一种心情。所以荡漾着神圣的爱的话语，圣诞快乐！
≣ Wishing you a Christmas that's as sweet as candy canes and as funny as a holiday cartoon special!
≣ 圣诞节快到了，愿你的礼物比圣诞老人的还要多！
≣ May your holiday season be filled with more unexpected gifts than awkward moments!
≣ 祝你假期好心情，甜蜜的饮料，美丽的眼睛和一份丰盛的晚宴。圣诞快乐！
≣ 圣诞快乐！请记住，不要喝太多蛋奶酒，否则你可能会在驯鹿之后开车！
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≣ 圣诞快乐！愿你的节日充满欢乐和温馨！
≣ Wishing you a Christmas that's full of laughter, love, and enough eggnog to make even the Grinch smile!
≣ 你知道比尔盖茨的圣诞愿望是什么吗？是的：圣诞老人从窗户进入房子，而不是从烟囱！
≣ 圣诞老人来敲你的门，问：“孩子们在不在家？”你想了想说：“在！”他转身走了。
≣ 我听说你怀孕了？B超检查是怀了一个蛋，医生说还有一周就要出生了，祝你提前得到蛋（圣诞节）快乐！又一个星期将是满月，我祝你圆蛋（元旦）快乐！
≣ 祝你圣诞节吃很多好吃的食物，不长胖！
≣ 圣诞快乐！愿你的节日光彩照人，就像一颗闪烁的星星！
≣ This Christmas, may your fridge be full of leftovers and your heart be full of joy and laughter!
≣ 圣诞节快到了，愿你的烤饼干比圣诞老人的还要好吃！
≣ 祝你假期愉快，咖啡温暖，蜂蜜甜蜜，圣诞老人满心欢喜！
≣ 圣诞快乐！愿您和您的家人过得愉快和美满！
≣ 想起你，两颗心拥抱你，三颗心吻你，四颗心搓手磨拳，五颗心开始动摇，六颗心风起草落，七颗心渐成善境，八颗心惊天动地，九颗心悠悠悠悠，十颗心刻骨铭心！圣诞快乐！
≣ 圣诞快乐！愿您的假期布满平安,爱与快乐！
≣ May your Christmas be filled with more laughter than Cousin Eddie's antics in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation!
≣ 祝福你圣诞节收到所有想要的礼物，没有腌臜水果。
≣ 圣诞快乐！祝您在新的一年里更幸福，更富裕！
≣ 圣诞节快乐！愿你的节日甜如蜜糖，温馨如阳光！
≣ 圣诞快乐！愿你的圣诞老人自带礼品和糖果！
≣ Wishing you a Christmas that's full of love, laughter, and enough pumpkin pie to make your taste buds dance!
≣ 祝你圣诞快乐！记住，在节日里，恶作剧是不好的！
≣ 圣诞老人向你走来，突然发现你还没睡觉，赶紧关灯！
≣ Wishing you a Christmas that's filled with love, laughter, and enough holiday cheer to make even the Grinch smile!
≣ May your Christmas be as fun and crazy as the office holiday party!
≣ 圣诞节快乐！愿您的季节充满爱，除了一棵杉树！
≣ 祝你假期快乐，一年中最美好的时间圣诞节！
≣ Wishing you a holiday season that's full of fun, frolic, and fruitcake that's actually edible!
≣ 祝你全家圣诞快乐，愿你们度过一个充满欢乐的季节！
≣ 圣诞假期到了，打个哈欠，伸个懒腰，烦恼散去，忘记，忙碌，好运连连，收到短信，祝福，事业，美好的一年！
≣ 圣诞节快乐！让我们挑战一个做菜比赛，看谁的火鸡更好吃！
≣ May your Christmas be as merry and bright as Rudolph's nose and as funny as a blooper reel!
≣ May your Christmas be filled with more gingerbread men than gingerbread disasters!
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